I LOVE PUNS...

... and when you see a character with a heart as steely as state prosecutor uses one, well you have to wonder if they meant to.

Magistrates banned her from driving for two years, and imposed a two year conditional discharge.
She was told: “This sentence is well outside of the guidelines, but we are imposing it in light of the mitigating circumstances, and hopefully you are now on the road to recovery.”

hehe: full story - Drunken Cornish fool drives pissed